Saturday, December 31, 2011

The Dream...

It had long been a dream of mine to get so fat the Fire Department would have to cut me out of my house so I could appear on Jerry Springer. Possibly a pipe dream at best.

My new dream is just to get "sweatpants fat". That's the kind of fat where the lower half of your wardrobe consists of nothing but sweatpants.

It's good to have dreams.

Have Fun!