Thursday, March 22, 2012

First one this year...

Looks like it's gonna be a long summer, but if I start rattling on about rain amounts, please feel to kick me in my graying nether regions...

Scorpion...© Mike Moore Studios 2012

Have fun!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Just because...

Here's an artificial elephant ass...

Artificial Elephant Ass... © Mike Moore Studios 2012

Have Fun!

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Always an adventure...

Spring Break 2012. Family trip to Sanibel Island, Florida. Pretty normal fare right? You'd think...but we're involved, so there's gotta be a twist.


After doing my daddy duty and making sure everyone (even me) went potty before we hit the road...we hit the road.

Unfortunately, even proper prior planning can't hold off the onslaught of two tankards of coffee.

I'm gonna take a quick break in this tale to assure you, my gentle reader, that this isn't a mud butt story.

So anywho...I'm doing the tee tee dance behind the wheel. We're devising plans to relief my misery, when suddenly the clouds part, and angels begin to sing. Actually it was just my lovely co-pilot pointing out the convenience store near the entrance to the airport.

Thank ya Jeebus!

A quick Starsky & Hutch driving move, and I'm across a lane of traffic, into the parking lot, out of the car, and trotting as quick as bladderly possible into the store.
I spot the men's room and make my way through the jerky displays towards urinary nirvana. Grab the knob...Shazam! Unlocked!!! I open the door to see something I won't soon unsee.

There was, in what I'd hoped to be my fortress of piss solitude, someone already there. But not just someone taking MY piss...this someone was taking a leak using his left hand, whilst scratching a lottery ticket with his right hand!

I backed out of the john, as quickly as I went in. I waited. Finally...a flush...hand the door to my relief opened. Dude, sorta scowling, walks by. I'm in like a flash.

This was an eyes rolling back in the head, pee-gasm.

After my sight returned, I noticed the lottery ticket in the trash. Obviously a loser. Made me wonder...was he mad I had interrupted, or was it that his dreams of a bathroom generated fortune were dashed?

Not my worry I reckon. There was a plane to catch.

Have fun!

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

IR Tree...

Here's an IR (Infrared) image I made with a little (lot, really) help from Alien Skin's new Exposure 4.

IR Tree... © Mike Moore Studios 2012
Have Fun!

Friday, March 2, 2012

Random Things That Amuse Me...

Here's some things that make me chuckle for various reasons...

People that smoke on motorcycles.

Bacon Double Cheeseburgers and a Diet Coke.

Uggs and/or Crocs.

People that think Golf and/or NASCAR are sports.

Caffeine Free Coffee & Non-Alcoholic Beer.

"Reality" T.V.

Being trillions of dollars in dept, and flying Fighter Jets over sporting events.

Skinny Cooks.

Gay Conservatives.

Broke Pro Athletes.


Have Fun!